she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Sober January is a disaster.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Alive.
So much puke
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
They have beer where we have blood.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
