its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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