I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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