I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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