this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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