two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Randomize
