Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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