Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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