every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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