he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Randomize
