She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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