i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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