Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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