I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
