This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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