I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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