How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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