idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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