So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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