i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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