alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Is it because I queefed?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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