Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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