This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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