the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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