Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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