Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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