the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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