It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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