Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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