called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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