He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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