I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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