Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
