Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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