There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Randomize