Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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