...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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