Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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