Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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