Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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