Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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