the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dick very happy bro
Randomize
