In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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