he puts the penis in happiness.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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