dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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