And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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