put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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