And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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