All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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