sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
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Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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