A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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